Christmas competition: Ten Reasons Why Gordon Must Go
We are in the midst of the greatest financial crisis since the 1930s. Soon there will be three million unemployed. Labour have been in power for eleven years and must take some responsibility for the crisis. The Prime Minister behaves like Flash Gordon, on his mission to save the World. The World’s verdict is clear. The value of the pound plummets and our children are to be handed a lifetime of debt. And yet, somehow, the Prime Minister’s popularity seems to be increasing. It beggars belief. I was composing an illustrated post entitled “Ten reasons why Gordon must go”. In a matter of minutes, I came up with fifty. But which are the most telling? Which are the most amusing? Which best show our beleaguered prime minister in his true light? The NHS BLOG DOCTOR Christmas competition is to pick the ten most representative portrayals of Gordon Brown. Dr Crippen’s own favourite (reduced him to helpless laughter) is Number 31, but it is a strong field. Pour yourself a glass of wine, have a browse, and send your selection of the most entertaining “Ten reasons why Gordon must go” to nhsblogdocATgmailDOTcom. The most popular ten will be published in full on Sunday 21st December. 3. Always wriggle, never apologise 4. Impugns journalistic integrity, lies and giggles 5. Forgot to shave and another Freudian slip 7. Sycophancy towards Middle England’s favourite TV show 9. When the chips are down he sulks and hides 10. Cynical manipulative sycophancy 11. He is plotting world domination…there goes your freedom 12. Implausible smiling idolatry 13. Without further a Jew (sic), I wanna tell you a story… 14. Brown calls for unified action against Mugawbe… 15. …and then takes “definitive” action 16. A beautiful day with Fern... 17. Matey hypocrisy 18. Trying to escape from the Dalai Lama 20. Yuk! It’s the net curtain scam 21. It’s “only 10p” but he taxed the poor 22. Sounds plausible – but he’s talking to plants 23. Signed away our rights without the promised referendum 24. It’s boom and bust, bust, bust…and it’s funny 25. A frank discussion on hospital infection rates… 26. Smug, underhand and cynical 27. Chancellor Brown “not thinking” about becoming PM… 28. NuLabour Policy statement : children to read and write 31. Gordon’s nightmare President… 32. Sucking up to George…he even invokes Churchill 33. Sucking up to Obama - pretending to be old friends… 34. Can we believe the Prime Minister… 35. Hero to Zero – Brown looses his way 36. Glued to the prime minister 37. Milibland is not so bland… 39. Tomorrow never comes for Gordon… 40. Gordon comes clean about MRSA infections 41. My policy is that I am not Tony Blair 46. Field of human conflict... 47. Gordon's humour…(no, really - from the Number 10 web site) 48. Bringing Mandelson back – another Freudian slip? Send your choice of the best ten illustrated reasons why Gordon should go to nhsblogdocATgmailDOT come by Sunday 21st December
1. A Freudian slip showing delusions of grandeur
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